“If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose,” the Walrus said,
“That they could get it clear?”
“I doubt it,” said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
Home cleaning is penal servitude. Don’t you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done?
Most housewives wish that the cleaning can be done only by spraying everything with odor eliminator. Especially, if you are a lady, who only wishes that at least one of her personality liked to clean.
But we at EF Cleaning Services know the reality – you have to clean your house for two hours, only to apologize to your guests for the mess afterwards. Or tell them: “My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it!” Normal people hate cleaning- when they have to deal with so much more creative and profitable tasks, and invest in their personal development, while somebody is doing the chores. Truth is house cleaning is not attractive and you just don’t want to do it. Sorry!
We at EF Cleaning Services love to clean.
While you are having the time of your life we will do the dishes, collect all the trash, wipe down all the hard surfaces, collect laundry and do one load of it. We also sweep and mop and do not frown at vacuuming, cleaning the stove and the microwave and the fridge if needed. We at EF Cleaning Services pay attention to details. Yep, we clean up after you – we are House Elves! Your cleaning fairy instead of inspiring you is drinking coffee and posting on Facebook. We know it is hard to tidy a room, especially when you are distracted by all the cool stuff you keep on finding. Poor you!